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General Discussion / Re: Joke of the Day
« on: March 29, 2020, 07:51:47 AM »
On the bright side.
The Cowboys have only had one lose this year.

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General Discussion / Re: Joke of the Day
« on: March 27, 2020, 10:01:28 PM »
Last year I gave the missus a a 20$ bunch of flowers for her birthday. :)
This year she got a 10$ pack of toilet paper.  :o ;D :-*
 ???

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The Daintree.
The Cape road.
and The Gulf.
Only open to local traffic.

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Currently, there's a surprising large amount of visitors driving around up here.
What their finding is most destinations are shut down, local shops have limited stock and have purchase restrictions in place.
My suggestion is set the camper up in your local town and do the whole back yard tourist thing.
Then of course next year go dig a hole twice as big.

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General Discussion / Re: Joke of the Day
« on: March 22, 2020, 12:02:27 PM »
Social distancing.
Finally.
Something I'm good at.

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Fossicking Locations / Re: New 2020 Fossicking Guide for NSW
« on: March 11, 2020, 07:17:29 PM »
Bucket.
That nugget would take 40 days to recover.

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General Discussion / Re: Joke of the Day
« on: March 10, 2020, 04:59:52 PM »
Toilette Paper.
The Currency of the apocalypse. 
Who Knew!

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Fossicking Locations / Re: New 2020 Fossicking Guide for NSW
« on: February 26, 2020, 11:26:35 PM »
So no more Divining?
Every single Dowser swears that they aren't moving the apparatus.
So clearly this makes for a powered piece of equipment.

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Fossicking Locations / Re: New 2020 Fossicking Guide for NSW
« on: February 26, 2020, 10:55:37 PM »
Page 8 "Restrictions on materials"
5 Nuggets /50 Grams of gold.
Picture on same page.
Old Mate with double his 2 day bag limit.
I would pay money to watch the enforcement of this picture.

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General Discussion / Re: Joke of the Day
« on: February 13, 2020, 09:50:17 AM »
I have often felt, I am a skinny man trapped in a fat mans body.
I think I may be trans-slender.

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General Discussion / Re: Joke of the Day
« on: December 16, 2019, 11:22:04 PM »
I learnt two things today.
  • At one time my man bits were in the Guinness Book of World Records.
  • I am no longer welcome at the Library.

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General Discussion / Re: Joke of the Day
« on: November 07, 2019, 11:12:56 PM »
Aussie Kiss.
Same as French Kiss.
Just Down Under.

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General Discussion / Re: Joke of the Day
« on: October 20, 2019, 07:34:23 AM »
Arriving late at the neighbours house for a footy finals party.
I got there just as desserts were being served, so I offered to take out a dish for the host, ten steps later I tripped on the door jam and face planted into the tray right in front of everyone.
Which produced plenty of laughter.
Not that I heard an of that, because at the time I was a trifle deaf.

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General Discussion / Re: Joke of the Day
« on: August 15, 2019, 09:56:55 PM »
It was bloody cold up here the other night.
I woke up freezing and in the dark. I put on a beany and pair of socks.
Two hours later I awoke with a shocking headache.

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