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starsapphire78

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #690 on: August 15, 2017, 02:53:37 PM »
Very funny Moonshadow , made me LOL

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #691 on: August 24, 2017, 08:21:47 PM »
I see that since the recent eclipse event over the U.S., many yanks are claiming it was all a hoax perpetrated by the Chinese to sell those little plastic glasses made for looking at eclipses.  8)
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #692 on: August 25, 2017, 01:21:34 PM »
Worked didn't.

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #693 on: August 25, 2017, 03:37:36 PM »
Welcome to the forum Chiron52.
Sure to have lots of fun and rocky information here.
Regards,
Ghost

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #694 on: September 28, 2017, 02:11:24 PM »
Check out this bloke  ;D ;D ::)
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/home/pets/mans-tattoo-fail-after-trying-to-support-his-dog/news-story/e7b7bb923c23b4591118cf5454f71700
We are a family of 4 from Southern Tasmania.

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #695 on: September 28, 2017, 02:26:28 PM »
Does that mean that he has to go the full monty and have the operation?

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #696 on: September 28, 2017, 02:31:07 PM »
I don't know, I wonder if it's even just texta as it's hard to believe anyone could be so stupid.
We are a family of 4 from Southern Tasmania.

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #697 on: September 30, 2017, 08:00:29 PM »
True Story.. Wife had cataract operation last week (success) and was told not to get water in eye. Wanting to wash  hair went to chemist and asked for a waterproof eyepad. Poor your fellow looked around and said "sorry madam we don't sell Ipads"

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #698 on: October 23, 2017, 05:32:26 PM »
I learned two things Today.
  • I can successfully bathe out of a bird bath.
  • I am no longer welcome at church.

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #699 on: October 23, 2017, 07:42:24 PM »
After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.” “But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer. “I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.

starsapphire78

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #700 on: October 24, 2017, 03:33:34 PM »
very funny Wallie

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« Reply #701 on: November 13, 2017, 07:19:36 PM »
 An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes. The 1st passenger said, "I am Cristiano Ronaldo, the best Football player. The Warriors and my millions of fans need me, and I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane. The 2nd passenger, Donald Trump, said, "I am the newly-elected U.S. President, and I am the smartest President in American history, so my people don't want me to die." He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane. The 3rd passenger, the Pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10 year old schoolboy, "My son, I am old and don't have many years left, you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute." The little boy said, "That's okay, Your Holiness, there's a parachute left for you. America 's smartest President took my schoolbag

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #702 on: November 14, 2017, 05:05:25 AM »
Very nice Wallie, that's about right.  ;D
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #703 on: November 17, 2017, 01:51:01 AM »
LOL very funn, and I would agree

 

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