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pc bowe

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #735 on: April 15, 2019, 05:22:29 PM »
Knock,Knock.
Hodor!




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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #736 on: April 16, 2019, 09:34:44 AM »
We'll see how many get that one!  ;D

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #737 on: April 16, 2019, 07:33:56 PM »
Good timing for that one!
Common sense isn't exactly common

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #738 on: April 28, 2019, 07:43:15 PM »
Inspired by Da Vinci's birthday, I've been inventernating in the shed for the last 2 weeks, and I've have come up with the "Electric Push Bike".
( HOW GREEN AM I.)
Already I have a "Racing version." (That has 2 cattle prods.)
Plus.
The "Down hill version."(That has the cattle prod in front of the rider.)


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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #739 on: April 29, 2019, 02:48:19 PM »
As always, picture required.

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #740 on: May 28, 2019, 04:08:32 PM »
Just finished a game of Boomerang Golf.
Or Golf Boomerang.
Or what ever it's called when you throw a putter into the bush.

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #741 on: June 07, 2019, 12:26:03 PM »
If you don't pay your excorcist
do you get repossessed?

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #742 on: June 09, 2019, 06:19:13 AM »
Just finished reading the State Governments proposal to legalise marijuana in Queensland.
Apparently the revenue raised through taxing the weed, will go towards fixing the roads.
They plan to call it operation Pothole.

 

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