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pc bowe

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #765 on: October 18, 2020, 07:33:15 AM »
I gave the Apprentice at work a lift home in the hilux on Friday.
Part way there he asked.
"So what? Does the smart phone just go into the docking port."
"Yeah Nah.....That's a Tape Deck"

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #766 on: October 19, 2020, 05:29:23 PM »
Driving along the hiway, I got stopped at some road works, fortunately there was only two cars in front of me and we didn't have to wait long for them to let us go.
Suddenly the lead car disappeared in cloud of blue smoke and screeching tires.
The Lollypop lad reached into the next car and Hi fived the driver, before squatting on the ground and pointing up the road.
This car too disappeared same as the first.
As I approached, I asked the Lad.
"Mate where the heck did you learn Traffic control ?"
He looked at me and said.
"The Navy!"

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #767 on: October 20, 2020, 01:55:42 PM »
Why don't ants get Coronavirus?

Because they have tiny little Anty Bodies!

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #768 on: October 31, 2020, 06:21:23 AM »
Yesterday, I forgot about my appointment with a personal trainer at the Gym.
That's 9 Years in a row.

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #769 on: October 31, 2020, 08:08:35 AM »
Be careful that you don't forget to forget next year.

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #770 on: November 17, 2020, 10:58:17 PM »
Whilst talking to the Boss on Monday morning, we noticed one of the storemen hanging from one of the shed rafters.
When the Boss asked "whatudoin"?
The bolt bunny looked at us and replied "I'm a Lightbulb".
The Boss said "OOOK I think someone needs Stress leave".
With that I started to leave. Half way to the gate the Boss Yelled out "OI where you goin".
I shouted back "Well you can't expect me to work in the dark".
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #771 on: November 22, 2020, 01:21:51 PM »
Went to the supermarket this morning wearing a mask so I felt like Jesse James.
At the pace I walk I even held some people up!

 

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