Joke of the Day

[starsapphire78]

Very funny Moonshadow , made me LOL

[Chiron52]

I see that since the recent eclipse event over the U.S., many yanks are claiming it was all a hoax perpetrated by the Chinese to sell those little plastic glasses made for looking at eclipses. 

[Ghost]

Worked didn't.

[Ghost]

Welcome to the forum Chiron52.
Sure to have lots of fun and rocky information here.
Regards,
Ghost

[MakkyBrown]

Check out this bloke 
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/home/pets/mans-tattoo-fail-after-trying-to-support-his-dog/news-story/e7b7bb923c23b4591118cf5454f71700

[rosemart]

Does that mean that he has to go the full monty and have the operation?

[MakkyBrown]

I don't know, I wonder if it's even just texta as it's hard to believe anyone could be so stupid.

[REXL]

True Story.. Wife had cataract operation last week (success) and was told not to get water in eye. Wanting to wash  hair went to chemist and asked for a waterproof eyepad. Poor your fellow looked around and said "sorry madam we don't sell Ipads"

[pc bowe]

I learned two things Today.

• I can successfully bathe out of a bird bath.
• I am no longer welcome at church.

[wallie]

After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.” “But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer. “I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.

[starsapphire78]

very funny Wallie

[wallie]

 An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes. The 1st passenger said, "I am Cristiano Ronaldo, the best Football player. The Warriors and my millions of fans need me, and I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane. The 2nd passenger, Donald Trump, said, "I am the newly-elected U.S. President, and I am the smartest President in American history, so my people don't want me to die." He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane. The 3rd passenger, the Pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10 year old schoolboy, "My son, I am old and don't have many years left, you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute." The little boy said, "That's okay, Your Holiness, there's a parachute left for you. America 's smartest President took my schoolbag

[steveo]

Very nice Wallie, that's about right. 

[starsapphire78]

LOL very funn, and I would agree

[Ghost]

Someone said to me, "This is a private car park".
I said, "Thats ok, I'm driving a private car".