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pc bowe

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #735 on: April 15, 2019, 05:22:29 PM »
Knock,Knock.
Hodor!




MrSydney

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #736 on: April 16, 2019, 09:34:44 AM »
We'll see how many get that one!  ;D

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #737 on: April 16, 2019, 07:33:56 PM »
Good timing for that one!
Common sense isn't exactly common

pc bowe

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #738 on: April 28, 2019, 07:43:15 PM »
Inspired by Da Vinci's birthday, I've been inventernating in the shed for the last 2 weeks, and I've have come up with the "Electric Push Bike".
( HOW GREEN AM I.)
Already I have a "Racing version." (That has 2 cattle prods.)
Plus.
The "Down hill version."(That has the cattle prod in front of the rider.)


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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #739 on: April 29, 2019, 02:48:19 PM »
As always, picture required.

pc bowe

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #740 on: May 28, 2019, 04:08:32 PM »
Just finished a game of Boomerang Golf.
Or Golf Boomerang.
Or what ever it's called when you throw a putter into the bush.

Ghost

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #741 on: June 07, 2019, 12:26:03 PM »
If you don't pay your excorcist
do you get repossessed?

pc bowe

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #742 on: June 09, 2019, 06:19:13 AM »
Just finished reading the State Governments proposal to legalise marijuana in Queensland.
Apparently the revenue raised through taxing the weed, will go towards fixing the roads.
They plan to call it operation Pothole.

pc bowe

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #743 on: July 03, 2019, 09:37:59 PM »

Today.One of the young blokes at work sent me and apparently everyone else in his contacts list what can only be described as an "Accidental Dic Pic".
When I asked him what happened?
He was super embarrassed and told me he hoped it didn't go viral.
I told him not to worry and just to get some ointment from the chemist.

starsapphire78

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #744 on: July 08, 2019, 11:56:44 PM »
LOL  all very funny

pc bowe

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #745 on: August 15, 2019, 09:56:55 PM »
It was bloody cold up here the other night.
I woke up freezing and in the dark. I put on a beany and pair of socks.
Two hours later I awoke with a shocking headache.

pc bowe

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #746 on: October 20, 2019, 07:34:23 AM »
Arriving late at the neighbours house for a footy finals party.
I got there just as desserts were being served, so I offered to take out a dish for the host, ten steps later I tripped on the door jam and face planted into the tray right in front of everyone.
Which produced plenty of laughter.
Not that I heard an of that, because at the time I was a trifle deaf.

pc bowe

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #747 on: November 07, 2019, 11:12:56 PM »
Aussie Kiss.
Same as French Kiss.
Just Down Under.

pc bowe

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #748 on: December 16, 2019, 11:22:04 PM »
I learnt two things today.
  • At one time my man bits were in the Guinness Book of World Records.
  • I am no longer welcome at the Library.

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #749 on: December 23, 2019, 05:04:53 PM »
The Council of a Irish town had just bought a new fire engine and didn't know what to do with the old one, until Paddy spoke up and said,   "I know, we'll keep the old one and use it for false alarms!"


Merry Christmas and a Rocky new year to you all.
I hope the fires in all your areas are all out soon.


Ghost.
« Last Edit: December 23, 2019, 05:07:31 PM by Ghost »

 

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