Joke of the Day

[pc bowe]

I gave the Apprentice at work a lift home in the hilux on Friday.
Part way there he asked.
"So what? Does the smart phone just go into the docking port."
"Yeah Nah.....That's a Tape Deck"

[pc bowe]

Driving along the hiway, I got stopped at some road works, fortunately there was only two cars in front of me and we didn't have to wait long for them to let us go.
Suddenly the lead car disappeared in cloud of blue smoke and screeching tires.
The Lollypop lad reached into the next car and Hi fived the driver, before squatting on the ground and pointing up the road.
This car too disappeared same as the first.
As I approached, I asked the Lad.
"Mate where the heck did you learn Traffic control ?"
He looked at me and said.
"The Navy!"

[MrSydney]

Why don't ants get Coronavirus?

Because they have tiny little Anty Bodies!

[pc bowe]

Yesterday, I forgot about my appointment with a personal trainer at the Gym.
That's 9 Years in a row.

[Ghost]

Be careful that you don't forget to forget next year.

[pc bowe]

Whilst talking to the Boss on Monday morning, we noticed one of the storemen hanging from one of the shed rafters.
When the Boss asked "whatudoin"?
The bolt bunny looked at us and replied "I'm a Lightbulb".
The Boss said "OOOK I think someone needs Stress leave".
With that I started to leave. Half way to the gate the Boss Yelled out "OI where you goin".
I shouted back "Well you can't expect me to work in the dark".
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[Ghost]

Went to the supermarket this morning wearing a mask so I felt like Jesse James.
At the pace I walk I even held some people up!

[pc bowe]

Remember on cold mornings.
Why Spoon.
When you can Fork.

[pc bowe]

Just spent 2 weeks getting over the covid.
Proper sick Ay.
I sneezed so hard all my body hair fell out.
Must have been the Brazilian variant.
..
Too Soon?

[pc bowe]

I learnt two things today.

1. Like the ocean never turn your back on the Tour De France.
2. French is not always the language of love. Not always.

[Buch Metter]

Yep, a pure bred, genius, dick weasel, where is she going to hide, the whole world saw her mug shot and the sudden realisation on her face that her stupidity just sent her into an asylum for the unwanted.

[Pete49]

who cares. Better things to do with my day.

[pc bowe]

"O" String.
Same as.
"G" String.
Just worn backwards.

[Faceting Frank]

Some Pommy road signs that I think are funny .

[RoughCreations]

A Yunnan Province, near Kunming China photo I took that I thought was funny.



It was taken inside a large restroom facility on the side of a highway. There were 100's of toilet cubicles, very clean, no people about, and not a square of toilet paper to be found. Strictly BYO toilet paper out west.