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pc bowe

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #765 on: October 18, 2020, 07:33:15 AM »
I gave the Apprentice at work a lift home in the hilux on Friday.
Part way there he asked.
"So what? Does the smart phone just go into the docking port."
"Yeah Nah.....That's a Tape Deck"
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pc bowe

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #766 on: October 19, 2020, 05:29:23 PM »
Driving along the hiway, I got stopped at some road works, fortunately there was only two cars in front of me and we didn't have to wait long for them to let us go.
Suddenly the lead car disappeared in cloud of blue smoke and screeching tires.
The Lollypop lad reached into the next car and Hi fived the driver, before squatting on the ground and pointing up the road.
This car too disappeared same as the first.
As I approached, I asked the Lad.
"Mate where the heck did you learn Traffic control ?"
He looked at me and said.
"The Navy!"

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MrSydney

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #767 on: October 20, 2020, 01:55:42 PM »
Why don't ants get Coronavirus?

Because they have tiny little Anty Bodies!
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pc bowe

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #768 on: October 31, 2020, 06:21:23 AM »
Yesterday, I forgot about my appointment with a personal trainer at the Gym.
That's 9 Years in a row.
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #769 on: October 31, 2020, 08:08:35 AM »
Be careful that you don't forget to forget next year.
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pc bowe

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #770 on: November 17, 2020, 10:58:17 PM »
Whilst talking to the Boss on Monday morning, we noticed one of the storemen hanging from one of the shed rafters.
When the Boss asked "whatudoin"?
The bolt bunny looked at us and replied "I'm a Lightbulb".
The Boss said "OOOK I think someone needs Stress leave".
With that I started to leave. Half way to the gate the Boss Yelled out "OI where you goin".
I shouted back "Well you can't expect me to work in the dark".
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #771 on: November 22, 2020, 01:21:51 PM »
Went to the supermarket this morning wearing a mask so I felt like Jesse James.
At the pace I walk I even held some people up!
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pc bowe

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #772 on: June 12, 2021, 04:24:24 AM »
Remember on cold mornings.
Why Spoon.
When you can Fork.
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pc bowe

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #773 on: June 19, 2021, 05:15:10 AM »
Just spent 2 weeks getting over the covid.
Proper sick Ay.
I sneezed so hard all my body hair fell out.
Must have been the Brazilian variant.
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Too Soon?
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pc bowe

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #774 on: June 27, 2021, 09:08:08 PM »
I learnt two things today.

1. Like the ocean never turn your back on the Tour De France.
2. French is not always the language of love. Not always.
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Buch Metter

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #775 on: June 28, 2021, 12:24:02 PM »
Yep, a pure bred, genius, dick weasel, where is she going to hide, the whole world saw her mug shot and the sudden realisation on her face that her stupidity just sent her into an asylum for the unwanted.
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Pete49

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #776 on: June 28, 2021, 01:02:21 PM »
who cares. Better things to do with my day.
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pc bowe

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #777 on: July 31, 2021, 07:47:35 AM »
"O" String.
Same as.
"G" String.
Just worn backwards.
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