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pc bowe

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #780 on: August 20, 2021, 12:12:58 PM »
Recently when passing through a small country town, at the head of the main street there was a sign that read " Clean Toilets " .
That added 2 hours to my travel time.

pc bowe

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #781 on: August 26, 2021, 08:23:38 AM »
Just cut open an avocado for breakfast.
Yet another wooden ball in the middle.
Seriously.....
Is it to much to ask for a different toy.

pc bowe

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #782 on: September 12, 2021, 08:25:52 PM »
I learnt two things today.
  • I prefer to sleep naked.
  • 3 Flight attendants,1 co-pilot and 2 members of the AFP, prefer I don't. 

starsapphire78

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #783 on: September 14, 2021, 09:03:58 PM »
lol two very funny jokes

pc bowe

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #784 on: September 26, 2021, 09:25:10 PM »
Driving down the highway.
Long awkward silence.
Me "So I hear a Hollywood actress was stabbed. Reese whatsername."
The Wife. "Witherspoon."
Me." Yeh Naa pretty sure it was a Knife."
Long awkward silence.
Driving down the Highway.


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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #785 on: September 27, 2021, 11:43:46 AM »
Not exactly a Joke of The Day, but, how often does one hear arguments structured like those below?

The "Four Dog Defence". Here's how a lawyer explained it to the St. Petersburg Times in 1997:

First of all, I don't have a dog.
And if I had a dog, it doesn't bite.
And if I had a dog and it did bite, then it didn't bite you.
And if I had a dog and it did bite, and it bit you, then you provoked the dog.

If one transposes that to climate change it would go something like this;

First of all, there is no climate change.
And if there is climate change, it’s not human-induced.
And if there is climate change and it is human-induced, then it didn’t cause the bushfires.
And if there is climate change, and it is human-induced, and it did cause the bushfires, then it’s too late to address the inducement.
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pc bowe

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #786 on: October 02, 2021, 07:19:29 AM »
I learnt two things today.
  • Turns out I'm an essential worker.
  • 100% of traffic is caused by non-essential workers.

pc bowe

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #787 on: Today at 08:50:12 AM »
One of my ancestors was transported to Australia, 7 years for Vagrancy.
Apparently he told the local constabulary to go **** himself.
Doesn't seem Vague to me.

 

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