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pc bowe

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #825 on: August 22, 2022, 06:53:24 AM »
Driving down the highway.
Long a awkward silence.
Me " Did I tell you, I've recently released my own fragrance".
The Wife feverishly trying to wind down the window.
Long awkward silence.
Driving down the highway.

pc bowe

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #826 on: September 10, 2022, 04:13:19 AM »
This Woke nonsense must end.
Now apparently they're looking at making a man the new Queen.


To Soon?

pc bowe

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #827 on: September 28, 2022, 12:00:32 AM »
I learnt 2 things today.
1. I no longer look good standing naked in front of a mirror.
2. I'm no longer welcome at target.

pc bowe

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #828 on: October 05, 2022, 09:54:22 AM »
There's gold in Them/Their hills!
Great now even the bloody hills have pronouns.

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #829 on: October 05, 2022, 02:01:47 PM »
The great Lakes are apparently so polluted, that at a reasent fishing contest it was determined, 5/5 walleyes that were tested were found to contain up to 1/5 their body wieght in lead.
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #830 on: October 11, 2022, 11:03:12 AM »
How many things in life does this apply to?
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #831 on: October 11, 2022, 01:18:52 PM »
There used to be a story about a University / College builder in America who would quote the whole job, buildings and landscaping.
After completing the buildings, his landscaping consisted entirely of lawn.
He would come back after a year to 18 months and design his gardens around the pedestrian trails left in the lawns.
Makes sense to me.
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #832 on: October 12, 2022, 08:31:13 PM »
There used to be a story about a University / College builder in America who would quote the whole job, buildings and landscaping.
After completing the buildings, his landscaping consisted entirely of lawn.
He would come back after a year to 18 months and design his gardens around the pedestrian trails left in the lawns.
Makes sense to me.
Ghost.
Makes perfect sense to me, too. Would be worth covertly observing the College students in real time also, for even more information or ideas.
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #833 on: October 29, 2022, 10:26:00 AM »
A Russian soldier ran up to a nun, out of breath, he asked, Please may I hide under your skirt, I’ll explain later he said. The nun agreed. A moment later two military police ran up and asked. “Sister have you seen a soldier” The nun replied, he went that way. After the military police ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, “I can’t thank you enough, Sister, you see I don’t want to go to Ukraine. The nun said “I understand completely” The soldier added, “I hope I’m not rude but you have a great pair of legs! The nun replied, “if you looked a little higher, you would’ve seen a great pair of balls too. I don’t want to go to Ukraine either. 😂😂

pc bowe

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #834 on: November 04, 2022, 05:08:12 PM »
Driving down the hiway.
Long awkward silence.
On the Wife's birthday.
Suddenly I braked hard and careened off the road into an orchard.
There we sat for hours, looking at the fruit trees.
It was pretty boring, but at least she got her, apple watch.

 

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